if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money id just laugh and search with them

(Source: carlmander)

bowlingforsoup:

id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post

  • Jessica Lange's Character in Murder House: I'll do anything for this house
  • Jessica Lange's Character in Asylum: I'll do anything for this Asylum
  • Jessica Lange's Character in Coven: I'll do anything to protect this Coven
  • Jessica Lange's Character in Freakshow: I'll do anything to keep this show going
  • Jessica Lange's Character in Murder House: I'll do anything for this house
  • Jessica Lange's Character in Asylum: I'll do anything for this Asylum
  • Jessica Lange's Character in Coven: I'll do anything to protect this Coven
  • Jessica Lange's Character in Freakshow: I'll do anything to keep this show going

charlesdutton:

i think it’s so neat that everyone develops their own unique handwriting even though we’re all taught to write our letters the same way really it’s so cool

(Source: imayhavebeenborn)

shisnojon:

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

damn that sucks I’m healthier than ever, learned a shit ton, and I’m also beautiful and cool

im-baerito:

realjunko:

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

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Don’t know how it protects me from Ebola but alright alright. If it keeps me safe

(Source: jolyene)

truezodiacfact:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition
i-dontknow-ok:

stunningpicture:

You can plug in anywhere on the square

God is that you