sassyterrorist:

Madonnas arms look like they belong in a resident evil game

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cant even tell the difference which one is madonna idk 

bonsaibones:

I’m in love with this gif. Everything about it. The rain drizzling. The candle flickering. The colors. I love it.

loftwingfeathers:

WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING 

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surprisebitch:

spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

not with that language! your body is a temple. according to God’s Word, profanity makes it unclean. ask for forgiveness, repent for your sins then sign up

versaceslut:

bussykiller:

neither of my parent’s are quiet when they masturbate so why should i be?

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quentintortellini:

iggy azalea looks great here

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shavingryansprivates:

"can i ask you something?"

"you just did"

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  • me: ugh he is such a dorky little shit, he is literally a piece of trash and i cant stand his face
  • friend: so you hate him?
  • me: no hes my favorite character
  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
  • People on HGTV shows: wow this house is perfect and it's $150,000 less than our budget! Look at the open concept floor plan! Oh but wait... the master bathroom doesn't have a double vanity! I hate this house let's leave right now