kayleefabulous:

MY ANACONDA-

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dendropsyche:


IM LAUGHING SO HARD

wigwams:

when u think about it you’re either a shift or caps lock person

(Source: wigwams)

communistbakery:

i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6


COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

(Source: distractors)

darkknight-tactician-ayla:

12 year olds in 2007 more like

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